All these young college men pulled up and voted for Trump because they didn’t think a woman was qualified for the job, and now, I have a special challenge for their moms: stop doing their laundry. Don’t pay their cell phone bills. When they ask, don’t remind them what their SSN is. Tell them to figure out their own health insurance. STOP ENABLING THEM TO BE DEPENDENT ON WOMEN, WHILE ALSO CALLING WOMEN UNQUALIFIED.
i love this team so much. this dude ballerina twirled around the first defender who came at him and then hurdled backwards over the next one, an entire grown ass man, like it was nothing. like he’s in a goddamn sports anime. unbelievable
can you imagine the kind of bonkers athleticism you have to display to get an entire sideline of professional athletes to react like this
i can accept antigravity jiggle physics but if you’re creating a character with big huge megatits and she isn’t constantly interrupting strangers’ conversations to give them helpful tips on accurate bra fitting? well that’s just too unrealistic sorry
jessica rabbit would be launching herself across the restaurant and interrupting her own hot date to tell you where to find supportive bras because she heard you complain about yours from across the room
irl big tiddy bitches will clockwork orange you to a chair to deliver their 40 minute treatises on bra quality and the esoteric secrets of getting properly fitted
amhrancas 