taraljc:

anyataylorjoys:

Foolish boy. Don’t you know anything about Fantasia? It’s the world of human fantasy. Every part… Every creature of it is, a piece of the dreams and hopes of mankind. Therefore, it has no boundaries.

THE NEVERENDING STORY (1984)

Good time to remember how this book was written by a German dude, and the film was directed by another German dude. I’m just saying, they understood the assignment.

beggars-opera:

sillylotrpolls:

The Swedish Chef cooking in Muppet Treasure Island. "First take-ee the mousie, then skewer the mousie!"ALT
Vegetables on a table in Muppet Treasure Island, saying of the Swedish Chef: "Well, how else do you think we were gonna get him in this movie?"ALT

You are making a Muppet version of The Lord of the Rings! How do you shoehorn in the Swedish Chef?

Baking Bilbo’s birthday cake

Cooking with a horse at the Prancing Pony in Bree

Cameo when Pippin asks about second breakfast

Galadriel’s personal chef

Cooking potatoes in Mordor

On the wall at Helm’s Deep with knives and vegetables at the ready

Pelting Denethor with tomatoes

When Frodo greets everyone in his bed, he’s there too (no other appearance)

Extended comedy routine with Aragorn about athelas/kingsfoil

Third in Tom Bombadil and Goldberry’s relationship

Actually, he has a prominent role, such as member of the Fellowship

Actually, I don’t think the Swedish Chef needs to be in EVERY Muppet movie

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Getting back to serious topics today.