naamahdarling:

nudityandnerdery:

Next time you’re around when the mail gets delivered, ask your delivery person if they’re understaffed or not.

But don’t hold them up too much, they have a lot of work to do.

Y’all NEED to let your conservative family members know about this because the USPS is a LARGE employer of military veterans and has AMAZING benefits.

They employ over 100,000 veterans. Your conservative uncle needs to know those jobs are threatened.

shamebats:

tgirl-thucydides:

tgirl-thucydides:

yeah, people have pointed out how ironic it is that for all Musk’s stupid invocations of The Matrix, Vivian is the one whose life story has played out like Neo

It’s very common for former “designer babies” to have trauma from not just the fact that they were basically a product sold to their parents as superior healthy optimized children, but also because biology doesn’t work like that & the science is overhyped so many parents become resentful & abusive when the perfect kid they paid a lot of money for ends up just being a regular imperfect human being.

The first “designer babies” are already fully grown adults & many of them are speaking out about how messed up it is.

idyllspace:

idyllspace:

Do you know the hottest thing about Eliot Spencer?

He’s like three apples tall (AKA 5’8")

And at that unintimidating height he canonically instills terror in the most dangerous and overmuscled baddest of bad guys

These Jack Reacher-built mofos come face-to-face with Pocket-Sized Eliot Spencer and lose control of their bladders

And then suffer the additional indignity of Eliot Spencer offering blunt criticism of their skills ability as a Goonish Professional

But have I mentioned the fact that by the time Leverage: Redemption comes along, Pocket-Sized Eliot Spencer is ALSO in his 50s?

kragehund-est:

people should NOT be allowed to say they met their partner online when they used a dating site or app. if you say “we met online 🥰” i expect to hear that you got into an argument in a homestuck fanfic comment section and fell in love. that you met in a furry discord server and got married. not that you swiped on tinder until you met fucking josh who lived 3 miles away.

wispstalk:

if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they’re always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I’m telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, “send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!” that’s u. u want to be that guy