Congratulations! You have been magically transported into the world of a vintage tv series. The universe has also decided that you’re going to be a new plot important character and regular on the show.
Spin the wheel to see which show you are transported into.
How well are you surviving?
Absolutely thriving in this genre! You’ll be a fan favorite in no time!
A series regular handling each episodes shenanigans and/or adventures just fine
You’ll survive but you hate the genre you’re in
You weren’t built for this genre but guess you’re gonna learn quick
Struggling to stay alive in this time period / huge adjustments must be made
Unfortunately plot important means you’ll last as long as a star trek red shirt
Thought it’d be fun to make one of those spin the wheel polls using some of the many shows that were submitted for our hottest vintage tv star tournament.
I like to think that the CIA has attempted to assassinate Elon Musk multiple times but every time they sabotage one of his shitty terrible cars it actually resolves a preexisting flaw in its design that actually makes it work properly instead of exploding and every time it happens the beleaguered government agent hiding in the bushes throws down his binoculars in disgust
Someone tries to poison the president every single day but his arteries are so fucked up from 35 years of eating nothing but McDonald’s hamburger patties and butterscotch cocaine milkshakes that the poison is fully metabolized and broken down before it can reach his vital organs
A cis woman tells me that maybe she should transition to gain male privilege as I’m recovering from getting beaten up in the men’s bathrooms.
I tell her to be my guest and give me a call when she gets her jaw broken, I always carry a first aid kit and a pepper spray.
She calls me a misogynistic asshole.
A cis man tells me that he’d sure love some T.
Gave him my prescription and best of luck with the constant shortages and getting denied.
He calls me a pussy.
I’m fighting for my life and reproductive rights. I get told to get off women’s fights, that it’s not about me, like I shed my womb after my first T shot.
I search for support groups for SA victims, and I’m stuck in the same “women/NBs only”. Still shooting my shot, send an application. I introduce myself. Never get a call back.
I go to a trans night. Say I go by he/him. Get told back “yeah, that’s how we all start !” by a trans woman. I’m too exhausted, I get up and I leave.
I hang out with my friends, one of them drunkenly says masculinity is a prison we must learn to escape. She gets rows of applause. Back to drinking alone.
Yes I could explain it. But who’d you rather be ? A delusional girl or a man made threat ?Or it could be better, I could just not exist ! And we’d bleach my corpse and I’d become a casualty. Not an F, ot an M, a W for Wound and for Wrong.
I put a candle on a single cupcake, 2 years on HRT. I blow it in the dark. Curtains closed like casket.
And this crap is why I my first response to “lets forcefem everybody” posts is always stfu. Love the vibe but some people will find it actively triggering. Its not innocent fun. Masculitity is my prison but its other people’s home and I refuse to knock it or call its patriots fools. You wanna be a man you deserve to be one in peace you glorious bastard
“Masculinity is my prison but it’s other people’s home” goes so hard.
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Plastic BertrandAstérix est Là
Bonus: my preferred dub of choice 😌
Asterix (dub)Bonus audio
Plastic Bertrand – Asterix Versus Caesar – Astérix est Là 1985
Asterix is a French comic album series about a Gaulish village which, thanks to a magic potion that enhances strength, resists the forces of Julius Caesar’s Roman Republic Army in a nonhistorical telling of the time after the Gallic Wars. Many adventures take the titular hero Asterix and his friend Obelix to Rome and beyond. The series first appeared in the Franco-Belgian comic magazine Pilote on 29 October 1959. It was written by René Goscinny and illustrated by Albert Uderzo until Goscinny’s death in 1977. Uderzo then took over the writing until 2009, when he sold the rights to publishing company Hachette. By 2023, the volumes in total had sold 393 million copies, making them the best-selling European comic book series, and the second best-selling comic book series in history after One Piece. The first French satellite, which was launched in 1965, was named Astérix-1 in honour of Asterix. Asteroids 29401 Asterix and 29402 Obelix were also named in honour of the characters. Coincidentally, the word Asterix/Asterisk originates from the Greek for Little Star.
Asterix Versus Caesar (French: Astérix et la surprise de César) is a 1985 French animated adventure comedy film, written by René Goscinny, Albert Uderzo and Pierre Tchernia, produced by Dargaud Films and Les Productions René Goscinny, and released in France originally in December 1985. The film’s story sees Asterix and Obelix set off to rescue two lovers from their village that have been kidnapped by the Romans.
The film is the fourth film adaptation of the Asterix comic book series, but features an original story combining the plots of Asterix the Gladiator and Asterix the Legionary, both written by Goscinny. The film’s main theme song, “Astérix est Là”, was composed and performed by Plastic Bertrand, a Belgian musician, songwriter, producer, editor and television presenter, best known for the 1977 international hit single “Ça Plane Pour Moi”.
Happy Ides of March! 🔪🔪🔪 I’m sure Asterix would approve of this tumblr holiday.
“Astérix est Là” received a total of 63,1% yes votes! Previous Plastic Bertrand polls: #318 “Ça Plane Pour Moi”.
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