dragon-in-a-fez:

wild to think 20 years ago we had a show called “24” where the gimmick was that it took place in real time so each season of 24 episodes represented 24 actual hours in the lives of the characters. these days that show would have to be called like “6”

yourheartinyourmouth:

beemovieerotica:

indigosfindings:

indigosfindings:

indigosfindings:

indigosfindings:

netflix subtitles are great for when you want to read a caption with like 50% resemblance to what’s being spoken

character in a movie: buddy, i’m gonna tell you what i’ve got to do

netflix subtitles: i’ll say what i must do

character in a movie: *exhales*

netflix subtitles: (blows raspberry)

character in a movie: ciao!

netflix subtitles: (in italian) bye!

*character in a movie: ciao!

netflix subtitles: (speaks foreign language)

IF YOU LIVE IN THE USA

THIS IS ILLEGAL

REPORT THEM TO THE FCC

THEY HAVE A LINK ON THEIR WEBSITE TO RWPORT IT

ITS REQUIRED BY THE ADA THAT SUBTITLES EXACTLY MATCH THE DIALOGUE

i reported basically every Star Trek show on Paramount+ because the subtitles were all fucked up.
they sent me auto emails to let me know they were working on it, and then a real life human being got in touch with me after they had fixed it, to ask if i was still experiencing the issue. they WILL do something, they are required by FEDERAL LAW to do something.