andmaybegayer:

caprice-nisei-enjoyer:

andmaybegayer:

go there

Into the great wild yonder?

go in the great wild yonder

alter-koker:

houliwife:

columbo is the lush employee of tv detectives

i never thought i was going to be held accountable for just saying any random bullshit that comes into my brain. but okay. 

like in the way that he’s obtrusive to all his suspects in ways that they don’t expect, instead of lathering you with soap he’s crashing your dinner parties, putting you on the spot, getting a little personal, always being genial even when you’re being a prick. ‘just one more thing’ is the lush sample of columbo detectivery 

flaarre:

anotherscrappile:

hamptercatapult:

pfaugh:

radiofreederry:

Hahahaha

LMAO

wow i wonder why if you make hatred one of your primary beliefs you get less friends

four-leafed-queer-gal:

weteevee:

strangecharmer:

weteevee:

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

escuerzoresucitado:

republicansaredomesticterrorists:

mysharona1987:

Gee, if only Tom Cruise and Steven Spielberg had made a blockbuster movie about how this was a bad idea.

panncham:

time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet

randomitemdrop:

elodieunderglass:

set-underwear-to-no:

official-crab-posts:

ilikeit-art:

yeah alright

Scrolled back up half expecting to see @elodieunderglass’s Horrible Things With Legs tag

Never too late to apply one!

Item: domesticated Strandbeest

Real question: how is this thing being controlled?

truth-has-a-liberal-bias:

slipping-into-madness:

RFK Jr., Who Hates Adderall, Says Heroin Was Great for Treating His ADHD