Listen. You ARE nature. You’re an entire ecosystem. Your flesh sculpted from the dirt. Your blood brewed from rain water. Thousands of creatures living inside of you, on your skin, who wouldn’t be alive without you just like you wouldn’t be either without them. You are born from the forest and the sea. Be kind to yourself.
shocked that i haven’t seen a post about this already but the way that “full body deodorant” is being pushed on us is so vile. that woman in the commercials being like “i’m a woman and i know how it feels to be ashamed of your body’s natural odors. that’s why i invented this shit to rub between your thighs so you, too, can feel ashamed of your body’s natural odors. unless you buy my product :)” die die die die kill yourself fuck you fuck you
the people in my grandparents’ generation who were marketed baby powder to keep their pussies dry and odorless and got fucking cancer from it are rolling in their graves rn. please stop i’m begging you just let your body do its thing i promise hey. look at me. i promise you don’t smell bad. no one can smell you. and if they can, i promise they will be fine. please i’m begging
if i take a girl’s underwear off and smell chemical imitation lavender or rose or whatever instead of sweat and musk and girlstink the way god intended i’m burning down a cvs
to be clear this isn’t just about ppl with vaginas and it’s not just about genitalia. stop putting this shit on your feet, your thighs, your chest, etc. stop letting companies who see you as nothing more than an easily manipulated sack of money convince you that you’re gross because you don’t naturally secrete coconut and vanilla from your pores
To be clear: i like vanilla! I like coconut! I like lavender and other delicious smells! I do not appreciate being told the only way i should have those delicious smells near me is to mask the horrifying funk of my hideous body!
Listen, I’m having fun playing with the ultra patriotic voice, but after a couple years in blue-collar landscaping jobs, you really do need to phrase things like that.
“I’m pretty sure that fella ain’t here legally.”
“Well, that ain’t your business Chip, it’s his.”
They hate being preached to. If you pull out words like ‘gender wage gap’ they’ll tell you you’re brainwashed by the far left media.
“He’s one of them transgenders.”
“He got freedoms too, Jimmy.”
That “What the FUCK do you think ‘FREEDOM’ means, Earl?” Attitude DOES work, y’all.
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