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hellenhighwater:

jayalaw:

hellenhighwater:

No! Touching! Mal’s! Tree!

Christmas is not for children! Christmas is for Malice ONLY

Outside of context, Malice sounds like the villain of a holiday special.

what are you talking about she’s punching infants to keep them from partaking in festivities she is a holiday special villain IN context. i’ve never been so proud of her in my life

flowerbarrel:

ttohrus:

memewhore:

First cat video ever? 1899, colorized & speed corrected.

I am always blown away by this. Like. This little girl was alive and laughing and wearing her little hat and in the sunshine over 100 years ago. And her cat was eating little treats from her hands and having a fun little time over 100 years ago. Like. Their existence in history is recorded as so much more than the moody and serious black and white Victorian family portraits. AND WE GET TO SEE IT AND FEEL AS HAPPY AS THEY WERE! I have so many feelings!

If anybody wants to look it up, it’s called “La Petite Fille et son Chat”.

teaboot:

mjs-actual-blog:

medusadyke:

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

@teaboot’s tags because Yes:

Actually yeah that should be in the post. Hell yeah

dkpsyhog:

grand-theft-carbohydrates:

grand-theft-carbohydrates:

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you’ll lose your academic standing.

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

depsidase:

shewhositsupontheethroneovnibiru:

mall-goths:

there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement 

isnt that kinda the whole point of buddhism

poetry-protest-pornography:

40ouncesandamule:

furrypost-generator:

indecipherable text lost to time

thank you for explaining because ever since I first saw this post, the phrase “nurning annintant” has been burning a hole through the back of my skull

I also came up with “nurning annintant” and am fully crying laughing about it

roach-works:

fmstonecarving:

New to Tumblr, going to start dumping some of the stone carving that I’ve done here.

This big slate carving is based on a design from the Book of Kells, all hand carved with hammer and chisels.

hi! what the fuck. this is incredible.

werewolf-transgenderism:

1. cat scared of and/or having an existential crisis about the eucharist (look at its eyes. it’s Seen Things.)

2. weird nervous frog with unfortunately yonic body from my favorite manuscript that usually does a good job with making creatures cute but NOT with this guy. why is he shaped like that and why did you give him anxiety

3. another frog with anxiety, he said 😬 (real) (my personal favorite. of all time.)

4. this fucked up hedgehog that looks like some kind of small bug

and 5. this “giraffe” 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 like I’m so sorry mx. manuscript illustrator but you cannot just throw a mane on a pissed-off elephant and call that a giraffe