should be able to leave kudos on scientific studies. i liked your paper dude keep at it
sorry, Dr. Dude
Dude et. al.
need y’all to know that most academics have publicly searchable email addresses and this not only makes their day but they can put nice emails in their giant packets for applying for jobs or tenure. “hi i read your paper for a class and it was very helpful, im at xyz college and the class is blah with professor blah” is sufficient and ENORMOUSLY helpful
“I’m actually a very gentle person. I served for 12 years in the Oregon House of Representatives, and I gained a pretty darn positive reputation for getting along with people of all political perspectives and getting things done. So it might seem a little out of character for me to state this, but we are now at a point in our country that I believe the Democratic Party needs to become the party of Fuck You. You want to let billionaires continue to take most all the wealth of our country and leave the vast majority of us without the basic needs for a good life? Fuck you. You want to have a health care system that gives huge profits to investors and lets everyone else suffer and die? Fuck you. You want to take away women’s right to their own bodies? Fuck you. You want to discriminate and harass the most vulnerable people in our country—migrants, LGTBQ people and others? Fuck you. You want to have one law for you—let you break any law you want to so you can make more money or have more power—and another law for everyone else? Fuck you.”
This screenshot from a gardening Facebook group has been on my phone for several years and I’m not sure I’m ever going to be able to delete it. Apparently it comes from a British gardening book from the 80s. I know we all joke that the English are afraid of flavor, but I assure you, you are not prepared for this.
That last paragraph HAUNTS me. How am I supposed to sleep at night picturing Paul Hollywood — sobbing, hands trembling — alone in his kitchen, gingerly rubbing the edges of a salad bowl with a single clove of unskinned garlic, wondering if he will ever be brave enough to do the same to a roast chicken?
Yearning for the Yule Goat? Eagerly a-watchin’ for the Gävlebocken’s annual arson? Here’s a bona fide little guy to warm your heart all season long! Intermediate skills needed – basic amigurumi construction knowledge necessary, and the horns require the creative use of some wire. If you’re fully new to crochet but would like to learn i recommend taking a look at the r/crochet wiki!
IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO BURN: I RECOMMEND MAKING A REAL YULE GOAT ORNAMENT? or you can try to make this guy with cotton and newspaper filling. i claim no responsibility for arson related mishaps but have fun o7
@ me if you make my little goat please i would love to see 😀 if you have any questions hit up the inbox, i’m new to pattern writing and may have missed smthn
tags for (close to) all of the pattern-requesters under the readmore
This feels uniquely designed to enrage all of Tumblr.
[ID: a sign in the window of a beauty shop, Kiehls, which reads “happy holidays” but because it’s printed in a tree shape it looks like H APP YHOL IDAYS!]
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