good evening tumblr! for the low low price of $4.20 i will give you a fact that will ruin your night!
this was not my fact, and i am livid that it actually does make sense from an evolutionary standpoint (as it makes other male llamas sterile thus reducing competition). congratulations tumblr you have successfully ruined MY night
the fact i was GOING to share, interestingly enough, also has to do with animal genitalia:
here is a photo of a blue whale penis mounted on a plaque, have a nice evening ♥
#for $6.66 i will give you one awful Premium fact that is directly related to the whale penis fact but is actually so much worse
pleasure doing business with ya. your fact is: the above photo was taking at the Icelandic Phallological Museum aka the
***MUSEUM OF PENISES***
which houses the world’s largest display of penises (most of them non-human). yes this is a real place that exists, and is a popular tourist destination. and yes, many of the…exhibits have been mounted on plaques, for reasons best left unexplored
oh! here is a non-dehydrated blue whale. fun fact: the first photo was “just the tip!”
#and for one final payment of $6.66 i will give you ONE LAST BUT BY FAR THE MOST HORRENDOUS FACT about blue whale penises#much worse than the fact that a penis museum exists and has multiple whale penises on display
and here is your final Awful and Horrendous Whale Penis Fact:
whale penises were probably mistaken for sea monsters
nope, i’m not kidding. wish i was. whale penises do indeed very much resemble giant monstrous tentacles when spotted in the wild. at least some “sea monsters” sightings were probably just…whale boners. which i hate. i hate that so much.
and because today wasn’t bad enough: here is a sperm whale penis!
and HERE is a photo of a man holding a $6,000 5-and-a-half foot stuffed version!
hope you enjoyed this post! i didn’t!!!!
Can we roll it back to the dick museum…
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY MOST
THAT’S the part you focus on? Seriously?????
please I’m so tired
To answer the reblog about human penises
They are still looking
aren’t we all, metaphorically in life, looking for a younger and a bigger and a better one though
straight men have beauty standards for men that are completely different than the beauty standards women and gay men have for men and then they get mad when they conform to the beauty standards other podcast bros set for them and women still don’t find them attractive
while you were busy arguing about phrenology on Twitter, lamenting your weak jawline and making fun of dudes who don’t go to the gym, beautiful fat polyamorous men with nerdy personalities were busy snatching up the baddest bitches in your town. c’est la vie.
There’s a tiktok trend called “hear me out cakes” where you print out pictures of characters and actors that you basically have to justify wanting to fuck before taping it on a tooth pick and put it on a cake.
Most of the men who do this challenge will pick the fish from Shark Tales, Nala from Lion King (this was the one he actually had to fight for his life over), Shego and actors slightly older than 30 there was one guy who had Korra was his hear me out.
Meanwhile the girls are fucking xenomorphs, mathematical equations, the concept of Vine, Bananas in Pajamas and the Peanut M&M. One girl sprayed another girl with a water bottle because she put Bowser on cake and he was too basic.
If the trend has taught me anything is that girls will fuck literally anything as long as it has a charming personality and a sardonic smile. If you can’t convince a girl to fuck you when she’s got a centaur from fallout on her smash cake it has nothing to do with not having a jawline or a six pack it’s because you’re an insufferable human being.
a phrase that kinda bothers me when talking about women’s historical roles in europe is “cooking, cleaning, and taking care of the children.” you hear it so often, those exact words in the same order even. and once you learn a little more you realize that the massive gaping hole in that list is fiberwork. im not an expert and have no hard numbers, but i wouldnt be surprised if fiberwork took up nearly as much time as the other three tasks combined, so it’s not a trivial omission.
it’s not a hot take to say that the mass amnesia about fiberwork is linked to the belittlement of women’s work in geneal, but i do think there’s a special kind of illusion that is cast by “cooking, cleaning, and taking care of the children.” you hear that and think “well i cook and clean and take care of children (or i know someone who does) and i have a sense of how much work that is” and you know of course that cooking and cleaning were more laborious before modern technology, but still, you have a ballpark estimate you think, when in fact you are drastically underestimating the work load.
i also think that this just micharacterizes the role of women’s work in livelihoods? cooking, cleaning, and taking care of the children are all sisyphean tasks that have to be repeated the next day. these are important, but not the whole picture. when we include all kinds of fiberwork—and other things, such as making candles or soap—women’s work looks much more like manufacturing, a sphere we now associate more with men’s work. i feel like women’s connection to making and craftsmanship is often elided.
this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. 🙂
Wish I knew where this came from because it’s pretty neat on its own. Also I needed a wish. Please please please, magic internet meteor animated gif! I could use some good luck.
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