I’m visiting my friend right now in her 18th century home she’s restoring where the lights don’t work in one part of the house, creeping to the bathroom like some sort of haunt, feeling for the walls with rising dread, utterly lost in the perfect darkness, like Jonathan Harker in Dracula’s castle, if Jonathan Harker were the sort of person to trip and stand there cringing in the night as his can of trader joe’s sparkling rhubarb-strawberry juice bangs all the way down the oaken staircase, one step at a time, the cacophony of a freight train, and then proceed to practically crawl through the remaining dark to the bathroom for a washcloth, to wipe up the trader joe’s sparkling rhubarb-strawberry juice before it can soak into the wood floor, with the fevered terror of lady macbeth hallucinating blood on her hands
you may ask why I didn’t use my phone flashlight and why I decided to take my can of trader joe’s sparkling rhubarb-strawberry juice with me to the bathroom in utter darkness at the precipice of the steepest staircase ever contrived
and to that I say, Jonathan Harker was also kind of stupid
you might think the average candelabra being 3-ish pounds (1.4 kg) is light enough but have you ever carried a candelabra in one hand at night in the cold annals of a haunted manor in naught but your summer pajamas? bc I have and it gets heavy really fast.
and if I can’t be trusted with a can of trader joe’s sparkling rhubarb-strawberry juice, an open flame is questionable at BEST
staying at this house again and I just fell down the fucki ng stairs
While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called “never found” which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again
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it looked like this
The imagery and vibes of this were so visceral I had to do art about it
Millions of young boys and men worship an abuser and misogynist like Andrew Tate, millions of young people voted for Trump, and we watched young people online and on some college campuses morph into the new Hitler Youth, but people still don’t like when someone says that not all young people are magical progressive unicorns.
Young people treating extreme racism as a funnee meme is bad and wouldn’t have happened if racism was confined to Boomers, as smug young people assured us it was
remember when elomusk asked one of his rocketship employees to give him sex favors in exchange for a horse
I think this tidbit should be more famous than his exploding cars. It’s all I’ll ever need to know. A real human man tried and failed to barter with a flight attendant for third base by offering to buy her a horse (that’s what girls like, right?)
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amhrancas 