Writing high fantasy is harder for me than it used to be because I’ll write “The door swung open” and I’ll imagine some tumblr user with three different grad degrees in medieval history dunking on me with a 2,000-word post about how door hinges weren’t invented until 1956 and before that they’d just smash them open with axes and rebuild them each time.
hey don’t worry, earliest door hinges discovered from around 1600 BCE okay?
You have reached the required conditions for acquiring your first familiar.
HOWEVER… There is a slight issue…
You gots no money. You know what that means, right?
You gotta go to the discount familiar store. Beggars can’t be choosers, so it’s basically up to chance which one you’ll end up with…
Whichever familiar happens to be on the CLEARANCE_RACK at the time is what you’ll end up with.
Once you’ve selected your familiar, you must now pick a stylish getup for them! Actually, a whole outfit would be expensive, let’s just choose one singular accessory instead:
“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.
amhrancas 