sandersstudies:

Every time a small child starts crying or having a tantrum in my vicinity and I catch the parents glancing at me I’ve started saying “me when…”.

Friend kept trying to tell his crying kindergartener to calm down and relax and the kid growled “I AM relaxed” while visibly tensing every muscle in his body and I was like “oh that’s me at work every day” and we had a chuckle.

Parents look to other adults like “shit are they mad? Do they think my kid is acting like a demon?” And this response is my attempt to say “no. I think your kid is just acting like a human being.”

I WISH I could fling myself on the ground and cry because I experienced a minor inconvenience.

superbdragoncollection-stuff:

idratherhavefreedom:

tweetingukpolitics:

They tried to make tilting trains in the 70s and 80s to increase railway speed.

They were so flawed you could see the problems in the freaking ADS.

How did they fix them? Not privatization. Giving up on them, turning thr patents over to Italy, and buying them twenty years later.

Any time private companies have improved anything it has always been highly specific and with a lot of government oversight.

The internet was a freaking DARPA project!

lierdumoa:

socialmaya:

This is why I have no sympathy whatsoever for anti-intellectuals who complain when discussion posts use too much academic language. “You can’t expect me to whip out a dictionary every time you post—” BITCH I LOOKED UP “AHEGAO” FOR YOU. OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART.

Image of Tan France from Queer Eye staring at the camera with a polite grimace on his face and the subtitles: "Make an effort." The image has been photoshopped to make it look like Tan is pointing a handgun at the viewer.ALT

runcibility:

Due to budget cuts, we are eliminating the benefit of the doubt. If it looks like a fascist dog whistle, then it just fucking is. We regret the delusions of normalcy that this may have removed for you, but believe this will lead to a stronger country.