If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it:
1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me.
2) Very sorry about that, it’s extremely likely that I said to myself “Cool! But I’m busy at the moment, I’ll have to do this later today or tomorrow” before proceeding to just straight-up forget, now it’s too far back in my notifications and/or your blog to find again.
I’m not about to get sick and die because you think juniper leaf with organic honey will protect you from Polio
is it bad i assumed juniper leaf was the name of the kid
IM SCREAMING
hi I’m Sheryl and these are my kids, Organic Honey, Juniper Leaf, and Polio
The original post was made so long ago, Juniper Leaf is all grown up and has a job with the federal government working to replace insulin with organic, raw chakras
Okay- but this is leaving out the fact that Jeff Fowler literally hand delivered a 24k gold leaf embossed copy of the script to Carrey that’s worth at least $100,000, because of that gold ink script comment.
Did you actually deliver him a script with gold ink? (Two years ago, Carrey quipped that his return would require the angelic delivery of a script that’s written in gold ink.) I did, and it’s now worth about a hundred thousand dollars, so, hopefully, Jim has got it locked up somewhere.
✨ Please reblog to make it reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll’s conclusion, check the original postfor an update! ✨
Just a little PSA because shit is wild in the US right now, but if you have something in your fridge that does this, BAG IT UP AND THROW IT AWAY. DO NOT EAT IT.
Don’t risk it. Don’t do it. You could legitimately die.
I love that Hugh Grant is an absolute maniac masquerading as an unassuming nebbishy posh kind of guy. If this was signed by anyone else I would say “that’s a spoof, he didn’t sponsor that” but it’s Hugh Grant so I am 100% confident that it’s genuine. This is the guy who talks about bdsm on the red carpet and payed a performance artist to blast yakkity sax on loudspeakers outside Westminster on the day Boris Johnson resigned. This is peak Hugh Grant.
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