“It’s just getting repetitive is all,” complained the young lawyer to his colleague. “my cases so far have all been the same.”
The elder lawyer nodded sympathetically. “It’s like that, especially early in your career.”
“I can’t take it anymore! My current case is a guy suing a ghost for taking over his body. My last case was a demon suing a living woman for getting a tattoo–this was a breach of their contract for the demon to take over her body–and the case before that was a custody battle between the human who was born in the body and the changeling who had spent his life in it. I’m sick of it!”
The elder lawyer sighed. “Didn’t I warn you that possession is nine-tenths of law?”
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