Imagine if they find Luigi innocent and he has to go through the rest of his life as That Guy Who Got Turbodoxxed That One Time Because Everyone Thought He Was An Assassin.
#that’d be fucked up but i think he’d still end up with a whole harem afterwards so it balances out
You realise this is a weird thing to say right. Imagine if some woman got framed by the cops and her entire life and history was exposed like this while the media did everything they could do demonise her and the public just assumed she was guilty but were on her side and went out to dig up the rest, all her social media gets pawed through and analysed and memed to hell and debated and ultimately deleted, and she got out and had to live the rest of her life in the aftermath of that and people on the internet were like “yeah but random dudes all over the world want to fuck her so it balances out”
#“the aftermath” including a constant barrage of hate saying you got away with it and calling you a killer and harassing you/your family#never being able to find a job because the second an employer googles your name they see a couple of headlines and throw your resume away#not to mention the fact that the time spent in jail leading up to trial has devastating long-term effects on your mental and physical healt#like obviously the tag is a joke but like. criminal defendants are treated with such abject inhumanity by the system and by the public#idk i think dehumanizing people is bad. sue me
I think it would be almost as bad to deal with admirers. You give your credit card to someone and they’d be like, “Dude, you’re my hero, you capped that parasite like an ice cold champion of justice, I could only hope to be so cool.”
And he’d be, “Listen, I’d like to think I’m pretty cool, but not for that reason, because. I didn’t do it?”
And dude would be like, “Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have to say that, but really.”
If I were him I’d dye my hair, change my name, and leave the country if possible.
amhrancas 