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Do you know the hottest thing about Eliot Spencer?

He’s like three apples tall (AKA 5’8")

And at that unintimidating height he canonically instills terror in the most dangerous and overmuscled baddest of bad guys

These Jack Reacher-built mofos come face-to-face with Pocket-Sized Eliot Spencer and lose control of their bladders

And then suffer the additional indignity of Eliot Spencer offering blunt criticism of their skills ability as a Goonish Professional

But have I mentioned the fact that by the time Leverage: Redemption comes along, Pocket-Sized Eliot Spencer is ALSO in his 50s?

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