queer-here-and-in-fear:

queer-here-and-in-fear:

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

• “how dare you say we piss on the poor” in response to someone misinterpreting your post
• “_ isnt gonna fuck you” for suck up behavior
• “woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?” for who the fuck cares
• “and what if the world was made of pudding” for when would this ever matter.
• “and sharks are smooth both ways” for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
• “.. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat” for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that’s just an informative list about slang get this much traction.