Clark Kent: *tossing his functionally indestructible baby hundreds of feet up into the air*
BB Jon: higher!!
Clark: okay!! *throws him again*
BB Jon: higher higher!!!
Clark: haha okay! *throws him right up into the stratosphere*
BB Jon: again!!
Clark: you want to go higher?
BB Jon: !!! yes!
Clark: *throws him up even higher*
Clark: *waiting for his baby to come back down*
Clark:
Clark:
Clark:
Clark:
Clark: oh no
Lois: Clark where is the baby
Clark: oh I put him down for a nap, completely unrelated, I need to go into space really quick goodbye *flies away*
Lois:
Lois: CLARK-
Someone in the Watchtower is looking out the window, admiring the view, and suddenly they see a baby go by
Hal, looking out the window:
*laughing baby floats by*
Hal: hey what the fuck
*frantic Superman flies past after the baby*
Hal: …….if anything that raises further questions
#hes not even superman he’s just in his work clothes
Hal Jordan, doing Green Lantern stuff in earth’s orbit:
Hal, looking around: *sees a completely normal man, dressed in business casual, just chilling in the void of space like it’s nbd*
Man: o_o
Hal: o_o
Hal: *blinks & the man is gone*
Hal: oh my god
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