emmikay:

penny-anna:

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that’s murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that’s two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

60 guys only manage to stab the 1 guy 23 times: I can’t fucking breathe I’m laughing too hard, you suck at this

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