The Odyssey but Penelope has been slowly killing off suitors one by one via poisoning and staged accidents >>>
“And then, upon announcing to me that he could no longer stand to live with his love unrequited, hurled himself into the sea… that was the last thing he said to me, the last person to see him before his death… I was helplessly unable to stop this tragedy…”
“You pushed him off a cliff, my lady?”
“Yes I pushed him off a cliff”
Odysseus: so how many suitors are we dealing with?
Telemachus: well there were 108 at the start but they’ve been reduced to 74
Odysseus: oh some of them left? We are still outnumbered
Eurymeus: actually it’s now only 43. Penelope took out a lot more while you were gone Telemachus
Odysseus: Penelope has been killing them?
Eurymaus: well there has been a lot of… suspicious accidents
Telemachus: My favourite was the guy who fell down three flights of stairs and got impaled on two swords in the process
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Look, she’s of naiad descent. It’s not her fault some people can’t swim.
Odysseus, tears in his eyes: That’s my girl!
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