horreurscopes:

what they don’t tell you is that after you turn 30 you have ocasional but powerful bouts of home ownership fever, which is like baby fever but instead of randomly really wanting a baby you go on zillow and look at modest properties you will nonetheless never be able to afford. and then it passes and you’re like wtf was that about. yay time for another $6 coffee to stave off the dread

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