homunculus-argument:

Things cats were right about all along:

1. Fuck staying hydrated by drinking enough water – eat! more! wet! food! (watermelon, cucumbers, SOUP!)
2. Feels great to be really high up in your house where you can see the whole place (loft bed loft bed loft bed loft bed!)
3. Express yourself as clearly as possible when people are touching you and you don’t want them to.
4. Optional, but you can also express yourself clearly when your people are not touching you and you want them to.
5. Sometimes it’s important to just go “hmm. actually, I don’t care” and wander off.
6. You don’t have to be the strongest or toughest to defend yourself, it’s enough to just be difficult enough to not be worth the trouble.
7. Ghosts will eventually leave if you stare at them for long enough.