Remodeling Jobs I Should Legally Be Allowed To Kill Over, #438
sometimes I trawl around on FB Marketplace, and it still shows me apartments from last year when I was looking to move
and today I saw. this.
exterior:
ooooooh. aaaaaaah. that is a sexy house and no mistake. okay, the interior’s probably been modernized more than I’d like, but I’m a hardliner; how bad can it-
W H A T
WHY
WELCOME TO THE MOST CHARMN’T BEDROOM YOU’VE EVER SEEN ENJOY YOUR NON-REST
this looks to be the basement, but if it was all remodeled by the same landlord, I’m betting the upstairs- which was probably once actual living space while this was a service area -isn’t much better
ye fucking gods. I think that’s legally a jumpscare
update the listing had the address and I found Zillow pages for the rest of the building
it is Not Better
natural light! so you can see all the Beige clearly!
why is it giving High-Concept Serial Killer Movie From 2019 vibes
“your outie…enjoys a single magenta plant and cares for it so lovingly.” [relaxing music] (no I haven’t seen season 2 year; no spoilers)
Bed That No-One Who Menstruates Will Ever Be Able To Relax In
awww what a cozy space for baby Braxxtyne Praisleigh to sleep!
and moving upstairs:
why does this room remind me of my interior decorator grandmother who approvingly called anorexia “self-control” (RIP hope they have therapy in heaven)
at this point you have to ask yourself why the developer even BOUGHT a Victorian house to begin with. this is Boston it’s not like they’re cheap
is that…a CHAIR SHAPE that owes something to ANYTHING ANYONE THOUGHT OF BEFORE 1920???? FLING YOURSELF INTO THE CHARLES AT ONCE IN SHAME, DECORATOR
friendly final reminder that this is the exterior of the building:
I should be allowed to kill them. it would be morally correct. let me kill them
amhrancas 