Guy who has heard other guys refer to their wives as “ball and chain” and “battle-axe” and wrongfully assumed you can refer to your wife as any medieval weapon: oh there’s my beautiful Lucerne hammer
“Ah, behold, my Halberd approaches!”
“She is my angel, my Morning Star!”
“My stiletto in stilettos!”
“My fiesty little Flamberge!”
“Quite the little Mancatcher isn’t she?”
“What can she do?! What BarbiCANT she do?!”
Honestly, this is fun and just sounds like if Gomez Addams was a medieval Lord at a joust or something.
amhrancas 