hey if people are still being weird about your perfectly normal house you can distract them by showing them this picture of *my* house where there is a live electrical wire being used as a support for the plumbing to my basement shower

thebibliosphere:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

Dear god

I’ve endured too much from living in this house because I momentarily became Ted Danson from The Good Place and went “oh, yeah no the live wire support in the bathroom we’ve all seen that” and then I actually looked at the photo with my glasses on and made this exact facial expression.

The Muppet, Miss Piggy, looking at something with wide-eyed shock/horror.ALT

Jesus Christ.

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