hey if people are still being weird about your perfectly normal house you can distract them by showing them this picture of *my* house where there is a live electrical wire being used as a support for the plumbing to my basement shower
I’ve endured too much from living in this house because I momentarily became Ted Danson from The Good Place and went “oh, yeah no the live wire support in the bathroom we’ve all seen that” and then I actually looked at the photo with my glasses on and made this exact facial expression.