thinking about how my old university’s automatic email generation gave my friend Andy Ryan the email address ARYAN88
Way, way back in the day, because I am ancient, our university assigned us email addresses you couldn’t have changed, which included your first initial, middle initial, part of your surname, and the last five digits of your social security number. They stopped doing that after people kicked up a huge fucking fuss, but…
… I think I’d still rather have that one than your friend’s. Damn.
My old job assigned me “cajones” and I had to very, very gently tell them that I could not and would not send professional emails with it because my email would be balls@company.com
I just cackled so loud it scared the dogs.
My mom had a colleague whose name was something like Sara Tan and was given “satan@job.com”
When I was in college, Windows used to leave the username of the last user who logged in in the login form, and a bunch of my friends became obsessed with he username (not the person, just the username) of some poor young woman named (I believe) Sarah M Boomgartner.
The username was “BOOMGASM”
I knew a person called Polly Oppenheimer, and so “poop@uni.com” haunted her till she finished her PhD.
Someone in upper management of a company I used to work for was Sally Odom
Or, according to her signature, sodom.
back in high school I had a teacher named Jim Christie. emailing him at J.Christ@schoolboard.org was always fun
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