gallusrostromegalus:

werewolf-transgenderism:

you will NEVER be able to guess what this post from the official US government consumer product safety commission was in response to (under the cut)

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…Now I’m going to dispute that the founders could not have dreamed this. I think they would have found this scenario extremely plausible once you explained the stage upon which this little human drama takes place, if not the outright logical outcome.

Because you can’t tell me that is not EXACTLY how Benjamin Franklin would behave if he were around today.