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I didn’t realize how disgusting light bulbs were till I had to dump THOUSANDS of them into a gaylord. I am now dingey and smell like grandmas ashes

Pardon me?

i forgor not everyone knows what gaylords r but it’s these big bitches watermelons and shit come in, we use em to store paint and bulbs lmao

You mean a box???

I work in a warehouse and have to deal with these all the time. They’re called gaylords because they were popularized by a company called Gaylord iirc. You get used to calling them gaylords but every so often you say it to a person who doesn’t know and it hits you.

One time at work, I texted my boss about an order of them that came in by saying “there’s a 1400lb gaylord in the warehouse. besides me, of course.”

its always fun when we get new ppl at work that get whiplash when they hear us scream across the shop for three gaylords

i … did not know that

via @katyagoncharov

hot tip! if you ever find yourself googling gloryhole in order find a picture to show someone else what it looks like (pictured below btw), REMEMBER TO TACK ON GLASSBLOWING AT THE END

The place I work has a sign reading “PP MOD GAYLORDS ONLY” and I can’t take a picture of it cause HIPAA but it makes me laugh every time

I work in hospitality in the condo industry. When a condo owner has a friend or family member staying at their place, this is called a Guest of Owner. Guests of Owners often need Parking Passes issued to allow them to park at the complex.

Of course, this is so common that we just abbreviate it all to keep things simple in our system, which means I am frequently finding myself at work saying completely seriously, “Hold on, I need to get done with all these GOO PPs. Do you know if we already gave this GOO his PP?”

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