Overseas followers if you think our language is weird, just know that in Australia we have replaced the tradition of Sunday Church with a new tradition of going to a hardware store to eat sausages in the carpark.
Here is JFK’s daughter attending one as part of a diplomatic mission of the American Ambassador (and no we are 100% not making this up).
At one point the hardware store banned people putting onion on top of their sausages due to all the injuries from people dropping them, and it was a national news story/outrage for weeks.
hey can you explain how dropping onions results in injuries? or no