higgsboshark:

fozmeadows:

fact: when pidgin dialects involve english, -glish becomes the suffix, eg: chinglish, konglish, hinglish

fact: slash pair name order puts the top first and the bottom second, eg: deancas vs casdean

conclusion: english is an uke language and that’s why we have an omegaverse, not an alphaverse

English is a slutty bottom that lets any big strong language fill it up with new vocabulary