I was walking out of court yesterday and the deputy working the security desk goes ‘stay safe out there!“ And I go, yeah the sidewalks are pretty slippery. He responds, "hey, do you carry?’ and I said no, because we’re very much not allowed to bring guns to court. And he goes, "You want some mace? or a knife? we got extras”
so now I have some random mace and a knife.
Just in case.
Do you just give vulnerable vibes or was he sitting on a hoard of weapons thinking “yeah that’s too many mace and knives. gotta offload stock.”?
Ah, no, I have been told repeatedly that my first-impression vibe is “intimidating,” and the tenor of this conversation was much more “you seem like a person with enemies.”
I am so nice. You don’t even know how nice I am; I am a ray of sunshine. Just….maybe not when I’m in court.
Went to the studio and I have been given MORE KNIVES
My boss just came into my office and gave me these little skull eyedropper bottles. Friends, it is a good week to be me
And actually yesterday a different coworker brought me tea from her trip to London (thanks!!!) Which was super nice but I’m starting to get suspicious…
Okay Vice has brought me a little pink pompom. I don’t know what I’m being prepared for but I’m ready. I think.
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