linguisticparadox:

Imagine Jonathan Swift posting A Modest Proposal on tumblr and then having to add like

Edit: THIS IS MOCKING ANTI-POOR AND ANTI-IRISH SENTIMENTS I AM NOT TELLING POOR IRISH PEOPLE TO ACTUALLY SELL THEIR BABIES TO BE ACTUALLY EATEN???

Edit 2: STOP SENDING ME DEATH THREATS I AM NOT CONDONING INFANT CANNIBALISM!!!