dovewithscales:

shotce:

chipmunkwithwings:

scootscoot5000:

prridot:

cold-and-analytical:

thelogicalloganipus:

sanders-trash-4ever:

beggars-opera:

I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

fuckin MOOD

I love the contrast between the lyrics and the melody this is art

pfffffffft nooooo I didn’t just learn this song on ukulele… at midnight…

Lyrics: 

I’ve tried, tried, tried
And I’ve tried even more 
I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried
And I can’t recall what for
I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged
In hope of some success

 But the inevitable fact is that
It never will impress 

I’ve no more fucks to give,  
My fucks have runneth dry, 
I’ve tried to go fuck shopping 
But there’s no fucks left to buy

 I’ve no more fucks to give, 
Though more fucks I’ve tried to get, 
I’m over my fuck budget and
I’m now in fucking debt 

I strive, strive, strive 
To get everything done 
I’ve played by all the rules

But I’ve very rarely won,

I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed
I’ve laughed,

Alas to no avail

I’ve run round like a moron,

To unequivocally fail!

I’ve no more fucks to give,

My fuck fuse has just blown,

I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day,

But they’ve upped and fucked off home,

I’ve no more fucks to give,

My fuck rations are depleted,

I’ve rallied my fuck army but
It’s been fucking defeated! 

The effort has just not been worth
The time or the expense
I’ve exhausted all my energy 
For minimal recompense
The complete lack of acknowledgement 
Has now begun to gall
And I’ve come to realise that I 
Don’t give a fuck at all!

I’ve no more fucks to give,

My fucks have flown away,

My fucks are now so fucked off

They’ve refused to fucking stay!

I’ve no more fucks to give,

My fucks have gone insane

They’ve come back round and passed me

While they’re fucking off again!

I’ve no more fucks to give,

My fucks have all dissolved,

I’ve planned many projects

But my fucks won’t be involved!

I’ve no more fucks to give,

My fucks have all been spent,

They’ve fucked off from the building

And I don’t know where they went! 

I’ve no more fucks to give, 
I’ve no more fucks to give, 
I’ve no more fucks, 
I’ve no more fucks, 
I’ve no more fucks to give!

Good news folks it’s on Spotify!!!

im going to be reblogging this every few hours to make sure every single one of my followers gets to see this epic post

OMG SOMEONE ADDED THE LYRICS

This song makes me so happy.

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