I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren’t legally allowed to call honey because there’s too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????
It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-
I think I made a flavor that’s only perceptible to shrimp, that’s the only explanation
It tried to make it again and I somehow made milk???? I used almond milk but it tastes like whole milk???? Like straight from the fucking tit what the fuck, HOW DID I MAKE LACTOSE FREE MILK WTF WTF HOWWW
Pretty sure OP are on their way to become a modern alchemist
Halp
New tumblr recipe dropped gang inform strange aeons
Oh dear
don’t worry arrow I believe in you, you can make your tea. wait what’s this cup- aaaææÆGHHH
Please stop trying to curse me
I made more untea, god help me
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU GUYS TO *STOP* TRYING TO CURSE ME
YOU
Okay, my most popular post is a 20k Tim Drake post, you can’t get this to a 100k that’s actually ridiculous. Good luck doing the impossible, babes
Well that’s tempting the whatever from high atop the thing if I ever saw it.
amhrancas 