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The Gävle goat is getting a lot of attention around here, but I would like to make a case for a couple of other Swedish Christmas goats: The Kävlinge “Horny Goats”.

It has been a Christmas tradition in the town of Kävlinge since 2015 to put up a pair of goats in a traffic circle. And for just as long, there has been a somewhat more inofficial tradition that someone will move those two goats into a mating position, giving them the nickname “kåtbockarna” (literally “the horny goats”, a Swedish term similar to the English “horndog”).

One year an unknown person even put up three smaller goats around the two large ones, to indicate that they’ve had children.

This year, however, the goats have been positioned in a somewhat less intimate position, simply kissing eachother:

Swedish television news did a short feature where they interviewed citizens of Kävlinge about this latest change, and most of them expressed disappointment, apparently preferring the “horny” version.

Considering that “bock” usually refers to males of the species, this means that Kävlinge has had a public display of gay sex each Christmas for several years, enthusiastically supported by its citizens. I think that’s a Christmas tradition well worth celebrating.

Is so funny. I drive by Kävlinge often. They are not set up to be like that. The two goats are put up side by side, and then later, some people change them around into the mating pose. And the figthing begins of putting them back to normal and then mating. I will drive into kävlinge and one day see them kissing or standing side by side, and the next day, they are mating.

It’s also just not Kävlinge. I drive and have been around skåne a lot, and every time there are two goats it a roundabout or anyplace. They are most likely mating because people just love to put them in the mating position. And other people get so mad over it, too. It’s a really funny battle to see happening in so many places.

The moral of the story is that the bockar will fuck even if you try to stop them.

Adding on to this again. Someone has now put scarves and four Christmas ornaments on the goats… as balls. They both got 2 pair of red balls now!

This is the best possible development!

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