sashayed:

sashayed:

usually our birdfeeder is overrun by 100 horrible crime sparrows (a compliment, never change) but yesterday a TUFTED TITMOUSE came by to delicately snip up some of the crumbs the hooligans were wasting all over the balcony and girl i almost lost my mind. could’ve started a new religion in that moment. kelly was trying to read and i kept hissing at her like “babe. look at him. look at him. you need to LOOK at HIM.” you all need to look at him. have you guys seen Tufted Titmouse? this is not the one that was on my balcony, this is from cornell ornithology lab, but please look at him.

soft kitty feathers. delicate rusty armpit blush. lash liner for days. lil extra spot on the nose for mammalian appeal. keep an eye out for this perfect angel.

“who me?” yes you, showstopping spectacular never the same etc!! truly an irl anime sparkles everywhere little guy. thank you tufted titmouse, i hope you stop by again for habanero sunflower seeds someday

CAME BACK BROUGHT HIS WIFE….HSHTAG BLESSED

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