I know you’re out there, somewhere on Tumblr. You have to be on Tumblr. You drive a red Prius. It proclaims you to be YAOIMOM. It was so excellent I had to pull over in stop and go traffic to take a picture of your car because it was pure perfection. I love you. I support you. I want to be your friend. You live for sure in my state and probably in my city and I want to hang out. You’re clearly my kind of person.
If you see this and recognize yourself, reply or reblog if you want to be my friend. I’m not kidding. Let’s get some kind of warm beverage at a neutral public space.
amhrancas 