GUESS WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS
TIME FOR THIS POST TO TORMENT ME AGAIN
When I made this post I foolishly failed to include timestamps on it, BUT this year I will not be so remiss:
BELOW IS A CHART SHOWING HOW LONG IT TAKES TO THAW A FULLY FROZEN TURKEY, BY POUND
So IF you have a FULL 24lb TURKEY and plan to refrigerator thaw it, the time to start is: No Sooner Than Friday, November 18th.
IF you have a SMALL turkey, the time to start is: No Sooner Than Monday, November 21st.
𝐼𝐹 𝒴𝒪𝒰 𝐻𝒜𝒱𝐸 𝒲𝒜𝐼𝒯𝐸𝒟 𝒰𝒩𝒯𝐼𝐿 𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒟𝒜𝒴 𝐵𝐸𝐹𝒪𝑅𝐸 𝒯𝐻𝒜𝒩𝒦𝒮𝒢𝐼𝒱𝐼𝒩𝒢 𝒯𝒪 𝒮𝒯𝒜𝑅𝒯 𝒯𝐻𝒜𝒲𝐼𝒩𝒢 𝒴𝒪𝒰𝑅 𝒯𝒲𝐸𝒩𝒯𝒴-𝒫𝒪𝒰𝒩𝒟 𝒯𝒰𝑅𝒦𝐸𝒴
#still going to rb the original on thanksgiving day sorry op
i am going to drive to kennedy base and become an astronaut exclusively for the chance to drop a rock on your house from orbit
SOON
For 2024, the dates are:
4-12 lbs: Monday, 25 November
12-16 lbs: Sunday, 24 November
16-20 lbs: Saturday, 23 November
20-24 lbs: Friday, 22 November.
Hope this helps. Set a calendar reminder on your phone if that sort of thing helps you, too.
amhrancas 