supreme-leader-stoat:

mysral:

tooquirkytolose:

thesilverhunt3r:

tooquirkytolose:

If I traveled to Italy and entered a genuine pizzeria, sat myself down, unzipped my purse and pulled out a bottle of Hidden Valley ranch, do you suppose the Italians would swarm for the kill immediately or would they outsource it to the Italian mafia

But it has a picture of pizza on the bottle, surely Big Advertising wouldn’t lie to me so

You would single-handedly bring about an alliance between the Mafia and the Italian state for the sole purpose of riddling you with maximum bullets.

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