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source: nottheworstmom on IG

Yeah, these would do numbers at the ren faire. I’m giggling about how her boobs come in like the nose of the star destroyer in A New Hope

Anime boob physics happening in those dresses… But damn I am not upset.

I am crying laughing.

“Can I spank men with one of those giant paddles? I’ll work for free.” Honey, the men would be paying YOU. A lot. For the privilege.

I need to get into one of these immediately.

I am reminded of a Rennie joke from ages ago:

There are a few types of women in renfaire outfits.

“Hello, I’m miss so-and-so and this is my cleavage.”

“Hello, this is my cleavage and I am miss so-and-so.”

And finally

“Hello, I am miss so-and-so and you met my cleavage five minutes ago.”

But where do I get the dress though

Please, I need if it will actually hold things up that much!