Jasper combines every possible annoying trait from ALL the departed boys and has neither the wit nor conscience to regret it.
His mother became smarter after he shot out.
He has a circus peanut revolving in his skull and it doesn’t touch the sides.
He looks like butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth, but SOAP SURE WILL.
His tail is a full foot long, but a Subway sandwich is smarter than his whole entire body!
He VISIBLY FORGETS what he was doing if you cover his eyes for a few seconds!
I could put him in a barbecue pit and he’d come out raw because I could never roast him enough!!!
I asked the universe for a stupid pretty cat and it gave me a bonus comma!!!!
HE EATS BANANA?!
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